Chapter 86: Harem?
After an hour of waiting, Victoria popped out of a portal. Victoria looked at Lara and said, "Who's this? She's pretty."
"The longer I know you, the more I realize all you think about is sex," I said.
"Yeah. Got a problem, honey?" She said, giving me a look of irritation.
"No! No, problem! Just an observation. Speaking of sex, there's something I need to talk to you about. In private," I said.
"Ok," Victoria said as she walked fifty feet away. "Is this private enough for you?"
"Yeah, once I get over there!" I rushed over to meet her. "You stay there. Parents need to talk," I said to Lara.
"Parents? What?" Lara looked confused.
"Don't think too hard about it," I said as I walked up to Victoria.
"So, what did you want to talk about?" Victoria said.
"You know how before we met, you had sex in some form or another all the time with different people?" I said.
"You're not worried about diseases are you? Honey, we're undead, we don't get STD's. I've gotten fevers and colds, but those always cleared up really fast and I've never gotten anything permanent," she said.
"Interesting. That's good to know, but not what I was getting at," I said.
"Then what are you trying to say? Spit it out, big boy!" She said that last part as she grabbed my junk and gave it a good squeeze.
"Whoa! Ok! I'll tell you! I'll tell you! Just don't pull my junk out right here and now," I said.
"I won't if you get to the point," she said, smiling a cheerful smile.
"Ok. Well, that instinct to have sex with multiple people. I think I might have it too. Do you think it would be alright if I pursued that?" I said.
"Yeah, that's fine." she said.
"Oh. That was easier than I expected. So can I do that?" I said, almost feeling like a kid in a candy store. Before 'Evil Dylan' I didn't realize how sexually pent up I felt. But the idea of being able to have multiple partners was like a dream come true for me. Just one I didn't know I had.
"Yeah! I have no desire to pursue anyone else, but I'm totally fine with you doing it. Honestly, since I've been with you, I have no interest in anyone else sexually. You kind of broke me for other people with your stupidly big cock and your actual ability to use it correctly," she said.
"Really?" I said.
"Yeah, really. Your dick is almost 10 inches long and fat too. Do you really think anyone else is going to measure up to that?" She said.
"I guess not," I said. "I hadn't really thought about it like that. I guess I really am all that."
"You really are, babe," she said. "I haven't cum as intensely or as many times as I do with you, with anyone else."
"Huh. Well, I guess my effort has paid off. Oh it looks like Chad is back!" I said.
He had just stepped out of his portal. He reeked of cheese.
"So what happened?" I said. "And why do you smell like cheese?"
"So I had to clear out a haunted mansion of ghosts, and then I had to find a cheese recipe for a local cheese maker who had been run out of the mansion and left it behind. First, I had to kill all the ghosts, and then there were these death traps that turned out to be operated by rats who were guarding the cheese. It was a nightmare," he said.
"Huh. Interesting. That's a new one. What did you get?" I said. I was referring to the level reward.
"Oh, I got this ring that projects a ghost!" He pointed the ring in a direction and a spooky ghost popped out of nowhere. The ghost said, "Oooo I'm a spooky ghost! I know what you hide in your sock drawer! Ooooo!"
"Oh, and I can talk into the ring and the ghost says what I say," Chad said, all excited.
"Huh. That's interesting. That only sounds mildly useful, but it's definitely interesting," I said, mildly impressed. So that was the kind of rewards you got when you chose the Tailored difficulty and were Chad at the same time. Not very good, but still kind of cool. Read new chapters at empire
"Hey, Victoria! What reward did you get?"
Victoria and Lara were chatting about twenty feet away. I couldn't hear what they were saying, but I could guess. Victoria was spreading her hands apart in the air about the same length as my dick. As usual, she talking about my dick.
Although, I didn't know she did that with other people. I thought she just talked about it with me.
Victoria looked over at me. "What was that babe? I didn't hear you over the sound of me talking about how big your dick is."
"Right. What reward did you get from your dungeon?" I said.
"Oh, I got this stupid thing. I have no idea what it does. Can you tell me what it does?" Victoria handed me a long semi rigid yellow object. If I didn't know better, I'd say it was a dildo.
'System. Display information about this thing.'
[The Sex Toy of Truth and Transformation]
[Shapeshifting: Can take the form and size of any known kind of sex toy, be it dildo, butt plug, cock ring, fake vagina, etc.]
[Open and Honest Communication: Users must speak truthfully and openly about their wants and needs during use]
[Self-Maintenance: Automatically cleanses itself after use]
[Body Modification: Allows controlled adjustments to intimate areas for comfort and pleasure]
[Enhanced Sensation: Increases the pleasure of the user or users for infinite time during use and up to an hour after use]
[Multi-User Function: Can be linked to multiple owners]
[Ownership Transfer: Can be freely given while maintaining all properties]
"Wow! Babe! This thing is awesome! Get this. It's called the Sex Toy of Truth and Transformation. It can change into any form of sex toy, it forces the users to maintain open and honest communication with each other, it's self cleaning, it allows body modification to 'intimate areas' such as cocks and pussies, which I assume means changing size and muscle relaxation levels, and it can be used by multiple people that you choose," I said. "Oh, and it also increases pleasure."
"Holy shit! That is cool! I'm going to go try it on myself as soon as I get somewhere I can do that," she said, her eyes glowing with curiosity and horniness.
"Also, let me use it sometime. I'm kind of interested in the body modification function," I said.
"Of course, babe, but I get to use it first. It is mine after all," she said.
"That's fair. Now, I just have to figure out, do we go back up, or do we try to see if we can save the Dragon sect? The Dragon sect shouldn't be too far from here," I said.
"Why don't you go save the Dragon sect, and Lara, Chad, and I will tell Alice, Johnny, and the boys that we're all alright?" Victoria said.
"That sounds like a plan! I'll see you topside in a couple hours! Don't go nowhere!" I said as I rode my motorcycle through the crowded caverns I was in, looking for any sign the Dragon sect was nearby.