Villain: My Inner Thoughts Are Eavesdropped by the Female Protagonist

Han Yuyao looked at Xiao Zhan.

And for some reason—

She felt an intense wave of disgust rise within her.

Motherf—!

How blind would she have to be to actually end up as this crooked-mouthed bastard's harem girl?!

As for Huang Yu, that scumbag—he had been avoiding her ever since he returned from abroad.

After not seeing him for years, he deserved a good beating.

Once they got to the interrogation room, she would personally teach him how to be a decent human being.

Han Yuyao swore—

This time, she would make sure Huang Yu confessed to every single bad thing he had done while he was away!

Meanwhile, Xiao Zhan, now handcuffed, froze for a moment.

But then—

He suddenly looked excited.

Perfect.

Now, Ruyan might get jealous.

And once they got to the police station, he could get closer to this police flower.

So, when the officers cuffed him, he cooperated without resistance.

Before leaving, Han Yuyao shot a sharp glare at Liu Ruyan.

The image of her hugging Huang Yu earlier flashed through her mind, making her even more irritated.

"Liu Ruyan, you're supposed to be one of the most powerful businesswomen in Tianhai."

"Let me give you some advice—stay away from scum like Huang Yu."

Liu Ruyan's expression turned cold.

A lowly police officer dared to lecture her like this?

Just as she was about to fire back—

Both she and Han Yuyao suddenly heard a familiar inner voice.

[Yes, yes, I'm absolute scum. You dumbass women better stay as far away from me as possible.]

Huang Yu, who had just been enjoying the drama, suddenly froze.

…The hell?

In just a blink—

Han Yuyao and Liu Ruyan both stopped arguing and turned their murderous gazes directly onto him.

If looks could kill, he would have already died hundreds of times over.

—

Inside the Patrol Van

As the van bumped along the road, Han Yuyao's figure subtly swayed with the movement.

Seated at the back, Xiao Zhan watched, his eyes burning with desire.

A baby-faced, big-breasted police flower.

And to top it off—a loli voice!

His Dragon King harem still lacked such a top-tier woman!

This woman… she could only belong to him!

"Officer," Xiao Zhan suddenly said, his crooked smile widening.

"Has anyone ever told you that your… ahem, I mean, that you're very beautiful?"

He flashed what he thought was a charming grin, trying to establish a good impression.

"Although I was there earlier, please don't misunderstand."

"I have nothing to do with that rich playboy, Huang Yu."

"I only stepped in to stop him when I saw him trying to assault Miss Liu."

Before Xiao Zhan could even finish—

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

White Hair snapped, immediately lashing out at Xiao Zhan.

"Young Master Huang and Miss Liu were engaged! If it weren't for you, you crooked-mouthed bastard, screwing everything up—none of this would've happened!"

"When I get out of here, I swear I'm breaking your damn legs!"

—

Inside the transport van, White Hair's furious cursing filled the air.

But Huang Yu?

He remained completely calm, leaning casually against the van's wall.

After all, this was Dragon Country.

And right now, they were in a police vehicle.

No matter how much of a Dragon-Proud-Heaven protagonist Xiao Zhan was—he wouldn't dare cause trouble here.

At the same time, Huang Yu continued silently ranting.

[Yes, yes, everything is my fault.]

[I'm scum, I'm trash.]

[I'm the ultimate villain—rotten to the core. Meanwhile, you're the noble, self-righteous Dragon King.]

[If I so much as glance at your woman, I'll die.If I interfere with your face-slapping, I'll die.If I so much as doubt your greatness, I'll die.

[Damn! You're the Dragon King! You're righteous! You're incredible!

[You want to steal the Huang family's assets and get Han Yuyao into your harem? Fine.Go ahead and get rid of me.You're such a wonderful person.

[Screw this. Once I get to the station, I'm assaulting an officer.I'll make sure to get extra jail time.Once Xiao Zhan finishes his face-slapping arc in Tianhai and moves on to the next city—then I'll come out!

[By then, with the Huang family's resources, I'll be back in the game!]

At this point—

Huang Yu had completely given up.

It was fine.

He had accepted his fate.

As long as no one could hear his thoughts, there was no harm in venting a little, right?

—

"Pfft—!"

Hearing Huang Yu's inner monologue, Han Yuyao couldn't hold back her laughter.

She never imagined she'd see Huang Yu in such a pathetic state—sulking like a bitter ex.

And he thinks Xiao Zhan is competing with him for me?!

Wait…

He also said something about getting killed for the Huang family's assets?

Han Yuyao didn't understand everything.

But she could clearly feel Xiao Zhan's hostility toward Huang Yu.

And combined with the way he had been staring at her…

Han Yuyao's disgust toward Xiao Zhan deepened.

At that moment—

Xiao Zhan was arrogantly lecturing White Hair.

"A mere rich second-gen like your Young Master—"

"SHUT UP!"

A cold voice suddenly interrupted him.

"Who told you to speak?"

Xiao Zhan instantly froze.

He turned—only to see Han Yuyao glaring at him.

For the first time, the legendary Dragon King was left speechless.

But what pissed him off even more was—

Due to the cramped space inside the van, Han Yuyao's curvy figure was pressed against Huang Yu.

Xiao Zhan's face darkened with killing intent.

This bastard…

He dares to touch my woman again?!

—

Huang Yu, having completely resigned himself to fate, still noticed Xiao Zhan's gaze.

[How many times has this crooked-mouthed bastard tried to kill me today?

[What the hell did I even do?! It's not like I was the one insulting him!]

[And why is Han Yuyao acting so weird today?!She's supposed to be Xiao Zhan's future harem girl!She needs to stop stirring shit up—I don't want to get involved!]

What do you mean, I'm his harem girl, and you don't dare steal me?!

Han Yuyao almost burst out laughing.

She glanced sideways—

And saw Huang Yu stealing glances at her.

At… her chest.

The moment their eyes met, Huang Yu snapped his head away.

Pervert!

Han Yuyao mentally cursed.

Yet, strangely enough—

She didn't actually feel angry.

Instead, she felt… oddly pleased.

Like how she had felt irrationally angry when she first heard about Huang Yu and Liu Ruyan's engagement.

She knew that Huang Yu had been avoiding her for years—but he had kept in touch with her younger brother.

So, she was fully aware of how he had spent the past three years simping for Liu Ruyan.

Just thinking about it pissed her off.

Then, she noticed Huang Yu leaning stiffly against the van wall.

A thought crossed her mind.

In high school, Huang Yu had terrible posture from gaming too much.

So, sitting like that must be uncomfortable for him.

A barely audible click sounded behind him.

!?

"Don't say a word."

A soft, loli-like voice whispered in his ear.

Han Yuyao had just unlocked his cuffs.