NOVEL ONLINE FREE Chapter 20: The Great Divine Boar Hunt
The multiverse was in absolute turmoil.
The Great Divine Boar Hunt had escalated into a full-scale cosmic war.
Entire beast realms collapsed.
Divine Boar Clans fled in terror.
Eldritch Horrors swore oaths of vengeance.
And yet…
At the Supreme Banquet Hall, Son-Wu San still hadn't received another skewer.
He frowned. "Huh. What's taking so long?"
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Meanwhile, in the farthest reaches of existence…
A group of Primordial Boar Gods were huddled together, their celestial tusks trembling.
"Brothers… this is the end."
The Boar Emperor shivered.
"We spent eons achieving godhood. We ascended beyond mortal comprehension."
"But now…"
They turned their gaze toward the unstoppable cosmic armies hunting them down.
"…Now we are merely ingredients."
The Divine Boar of Eternal Night gulped.
"…What if we just offer ourselves willingly? Maybe they'll show mercy?"
The others stared at him in horror.
The Boar Emperor slammed his hoof.
"FOOL! There is no 'mercy!' Only seasoning!"
A silence fell.
Then one boar hesitantly raised a hoof.
"…What if we taste bad?"
The boars froze.
Then, slowly…
A terrible plan was born.
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Back at the banquet…
A celestial attendant rushed to Son-Wu San, trembling.
"Supreme Lord, please have patience! We are—uh—still preparing your skewer!"
Son-Wu San blinked. "Still?"
The Heavens themselves flinched.
Xian Xue narrowed her eyes. "Isn't that weird? The first one came so fast."
Xian Long frowned. "Yeah… almost like they're stalling."
Li-Yan Mei calmly sipped her tea. "Interesting."
The multiversal leaders instantly panicked.
"No! Not interesting! Everything is fine! Please, keep eating!"
Son-Wu San squinted.
"…I feel like something weird is going on."
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Elsewhere…
The Boar Emperor's plan was in full motion.
Across the entirety of existence, divine boars were deliberately ruining their own taste.
They rolled in cursed mud.
They bathed in eldritch slimes.
They injected themselves with the essence of 'Terrible Cooking Mistakes.'
Their goal?
To become so disgusting that even the Supreme Family would reject them.
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Back at the banquet…
A celestial chef approached, sweating.
"S-Supreme Lord! We have prepared your skewer!"
They presented the Divine Boar Skewer of Eldritch Putrefaction.
It reeked.
The scent shattered a minor realm.
The Supreme Archon barely held in his tears.
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The banquet hall held its breath.
Would he eat it?
Would the Supreme Family finally reject something?
Would they—
CRUNCH.
Son-Wu San casually took a bite.
The multiverse froze.
Everyone stared.
Waiting.
…
Then he nodded.
"Huh. Tastes kinda like—"
The Supreme Archon prayed.
Please… let it be something terrible.
Please… let it be something cursed.
Let them hate it.
Son-Wu San chewed thoughtfully.
"…blue cheese."
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The entire Boar Race went extinct.
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Somewhere, across time and space…
The Celestial Spirit of Blue Cheese suddenly awakened.
It had long slumbered, forgotten.
But now…
Now it had become sacred.
A new cosmic truth was written:
[All Blue Cheese is Now Divine]
Entire cheese industries ascended into godhood.
Lactose-intolerant cultivators despaired.
The Supreme Family continued eating.
And the multiverse?
It collapsed into chaos once more.