We're Not Gods,Just Normal Family Trying to Live a Normal Life

Somewhere in the infinite multiverse, in a realm untouched by mortal understanding…

The Dairy Gods were in an emergency meeting.

A being made of pure milk essence slammed its fist on the celestial table.

"This is a catastrophe!"

A Golden Cheese Entity sighed. "Indeed. The balance of dairy has been shattered."

The Supreme Yogurt Lord shivered.

"All Blue Cheese… has ascended."

Silence.

Then, a single butter deity whispered, horrified:

"What… what about non-blue cheeses?"

The room froze.

Then—

"CHECK THE MORTAL REALMS. NOW!"

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Meanwhile, on Earth…

Son-Wu San was still eating.

"Hmm…" He took another bite of the now-divine blue cheese boar skewer.

"…Not bad."

The multiversal leaders exhaled in relief.

They had survived another crisis.

But then—

Xian Long, his eyes sparkling, reached for another plate.

"I wanna try the gouda next!"

A celestial rift tore open.

The Dairy Gods themselves descended.

"WAIT!"

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The banquet hall erupted into confusion.

A 12-foot-tall being of molten brie landed dramatically before Xian Long's plate.

The Goddess of Cheddar was on her knees, weeping.

The Feta Monarch was hyperventilating.

Son-Wu San blinked. "Who are you?"

The Supreme Brie Lord spoke gravely.

"We are the Eternal Dairy Council."

Li-Yan Mei raised an eyebrow. "And?"

The Gouda Guardian trembled.

"We are here to plead for the survival of all non-blue cheeses."

The hall went silent.

Xian Xue frowned. "Huh? Why would they be in danger?"

The Dairy Gods exchanged looks.

Then the Swiss Sage spoke.

"Because… you already changed the fundamental laws of dairy once."

The multiversal rulers flinched.

He continued, his voice shaking.

"If the Supreme Family declares another cheese as 'divine'… then every other cheese will be rendered inferior."

The Supreme Yogurt Lord clutched his chest. "And when mortals stop worshipping a food… it ceases to exist."

The banquet hall gasped.

Entire cosmic cheese industries were at stake.

And worse…

The fate of all dairy-related cultivators now rested on a single child's taste buds.

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The Dairy Gods prostrated themselves.

"Oh Supreme Family, please… we beg of you!"

"Do not take another bite!"

The multiverse trembled.

Would the Supreme Family show mercy?

Would dairy maintain balance?

Or…

Would the Age of Blue Cheese erase all others?

The room held its breath.

And then—

Xian Long picked up the gouda.

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The Swiss Sage fainted.

The Goddess of Cheddar screamed.

The Multiversal Dairy Market collapsed.

And across the realms, every milk-based sect entered a state of emergency.

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Somewhere, deep in the Chaos Realm…

A mysterious figure, wrapped in darkness, opened its ancient eyes.

"The Dairy Wars… have begun."