We're Not Gods,Just Normal Family Trying to Live a Normal Life

Somewhere in the Infinite Realms, the Eternal Dairy Council was in complete disarray.

The Swiss Sage was convulsing on the floor. The Supreme Brie Lord had fainted. The Feta Monarch was whispering last prayers to the Cosmic Cow Deity.

And in the center of it all—

Xian Long took a bite of the gouda.

Silence.

Everyone froze.

Then, he chewed thoughtfully.

"Hmm... it's kinda... creamy?"

BOOM.

A ripple spread across the multiverse.

On a distant planet, cheesemakers collapsed.

In a hidden sect, the Gouda Cultivation Technique evolved.

Across dimensions, pizza chefs trembled.

The Supreme Yogurt Lord clutched his chest.

"It's happening again!"

Back on Earth

Son-Wu San wiped his mouth.

"What's with the weird tension? It's just cheese."

The Dairy Gods turned pale.

Just cheese?

JUST CHEESE?!

The words echoed across the void, shaking the foundations of the Holy Milk Rivers.

Xian Xue tilted her head. "So... is gouda better than blue cheese?"

BOOM.

Entire galaxies imploded.

The Dairy Factions were now at war.

Blue Cheese Cultivators vs. Gouda Enthusiasts.

The balance was shattered.

And then—

A terrifying cosmic voice boomed across the realms.

The Forbidden Dairy Sect Speaks

In the darkest corner of existence, within the Void of Lactose, an ancient being awakened.

"The time has come…"

The Primordial Dairy Beast, Mozzarelloth, opened its eyes after 900 billion years.

"Summon the Lactose Intolerant Army."

The Dairy Wars… had escalated.

Back at the Banquet Hall

The Supreme Family watched in confusion.

Li-Yan Mei rubbed her temples. "How did a simple meal become an intergalactic crisis?"

Xian Xue nodded. "Yeah, it's just cheese. Who cares?"

A cheese cultivator spat out blood.

"JUST CHEESE?! HERESY!"

Xian Long licked his lips. "Can I try camembert next?"

A black hole formed.

The entire multiverse screamed.

Somewhere in the Celestial Dairy Archives…

A legendary prophecy surfaced.

"When the Supreme Child declares the Ultimate Cheese…"

"All Dairy Factions shall fall."

"And the true ruler of dairy… shall rise."

Back on Earth, Son-Wu San sighed.

"Fine, fine. No more cheese debates."

He waved his hand.

And just like that—

Every cheese faction in the multiverse disappeared.

The Dairy Wars ended before they even started.

Multiversal Aftermath

The Eternal Dairy Council was in ruins.

The Lactose Intolerant Army collapsed.

The Blue Cheese Cultivators went extinct overnight.

The Supreme Brie Lord sat in the wreckage, staring into space.

"…We lost… to a family dinner."

And so—

The Dairy Wars ended.

Back at Home

Xian Xue frowned. "Wait… does that mean there's no more cheese?"

Xian Long gasped. "But I didn't even try camembert yet!"

Son-Wu San sighed. "Alright, alright, I'll fix it."

He snapped his fingers.

And just like that—

Every cheese in existence was restored.

The multiverse wept in gratitude.

Final Scene

The Dairy Gods, now reduced to mere bystanders, huddled together.

The Supreme Yogurt Lord whispered:

"From now on…"

"We shall never interfere with their meals again."

And with that, the Dairy Crisis of the Multiverse came to an end.

For now.

Meanwhile…

Deep in the unknown realms, a shadowy being smirked.

"The Dairy Wars may be over…"

"But soon… the Soup Cultivators shall rise."