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"Back in the day, I knew the world was trippin’,
But I still wanted to vibe above the clouds, ya know?
A lone sigma male endures a whole rollercoaster of cold winds & chaos, just out here, surviving the madness.
Heart made of pure steel no cap, forged by a hundred L’s and Fanum Taxes, spent my whole life mogging to rizzmax my aura.
Now, my level 10 aura strikes to rizz up this gyatt maxxer above the clouds.
Rizz Gu! Rizz Human! Rizz Heaven!!!"
Okay, so, like, these mortals? Total cringe. They're all stressing over, like, "morals" and "friendship" and other boomer concepts. Hard pass. The only thing that matters is the grind. My grind. And it's a marathon, not a sprint, because, like, eternity is a long time. Immortality? It's not a vibe, it's a necessity. Duh. Anything else is just... cringe bro. Big yikes.
Everyone's always like, "Fang Yuan is so evil!" Okay, boomer. I'm just like, grinding, that's all. They're so attached to their feels, their little "relationships." Weak. I yeet anything that doesn't serve my aesthetic, I mean, my purpose. A tool breaks? You get a new one. A person? Same difference. It's just... logic. I be spitting Fax, that's all.
This Gu world is like, a giant game of Among Us, but with magic bugs and way more sus. Everyone's trying to get ahead, forming alliances that last, like, two seconds before someone gets backstabbed. It's exhausting just watching. And these Gu worms? They're kinda cute, NGL, but also, like, instruments of mass destruction. Mood.
Me? I'm just playing 5D chess while they're all playing Connect Four. They think they're slick, but I'm, like, four parallel dimensions ahead of them. Centuries old, reincarnated and just leveling up.
These other NPCs? They just want, like, money and clout. So basic. I want eternity. And I'm gonna get it. Period. No matter who I have to cancel, I mean, use, betray, or... you know. It's just business Strategic business, you gotta respect the hustle, ya know what I mean? Now, BRB, gotta go refine this new Gu recipe. It's gonna be... lit.
Rizz Taoist Master novel is a popular light novel covering Book&literature genres. Written by the Author Drechenaux . Read Rizz Taoist Master novel online for free.
