Chapter 144: Chapter 144
"Uh... if you're talking about that pervert in red tights, I did see him." Parker hesitated for a moment, tightening the bath towel wrapped around his waist, feeling a headache at the sight of the footprints he had made on the wooden floor, thinking that perhaps the landlord would return after Kurohane left.
Kurohane followed Parker's gaze and understood his worries. He frankly pulled out another wad of US dollars and slapped it on the table, saying, "I'm paying for information, but it's not very urgent. I suggest you go put on some clothes first."
But Parker remained still, stunned by the extraordinary aura Kurohane displayed while taking out the money. This is how losers and good-for-nothings are, once they see unexpected wealth they've never seen before, their worldview will definitely be affected!
Three minutes later, Parker, having adjusted his mood, put on his clothes and stared nervously at the US dollars on the table. He hesitantly recounted everything he had seen and heard, but his mind was constantly racing with thoughts, He and Kurohane were both superheroes, so why was the difference between them so vast?
When Parker decided to peel off the Venom Suit himself, Deadpool appeared. He had originally planned to come and check on Parker, but Deadpool slipped and stepped right into Venom. After being possessed by Venom, he transformed into a big black monster and escaped from that copper bell for an honorable life!
Kurohane sighed. Sounds unreasonable, but it really fits Deadpool's persona! This is good too, Deadpool also found the fastest way to interact with Parker. Spider-Man's main CP is Venom, not Deadpool!
Suddenly, Kurohane's face turned cold after thinking of something bad. "Parker, can you turn on your TV?"
"I can't afford a TV, but I have this." Parker quietly swept the money on the table into his hand, then turned on his radio.
"Listeners, welcome to New York Bugle News. Our reporter is providing continuous coverage of a hostage situation. A young woman is being held hostage, suspended outside an 80-story building. For some reason, this black monster pretending to be Spider-Man has also hijacked a taxi..."
Kurohane muttered. This is exactly the kind of thing that Deadpool would do, it's too logical! Deadpool never liked Mary Jane anyway, even black silk uniforms and high heels hold no appeal for him. Now that he's possessed by Venom, his inner darkness has been amplified. Acting wildly and wickedly, he only kidnapped Mary Jane to show Parker who truly loves him the most!
Parker had already begun changing into his suit at this point; he didn't know Mary Jane had been kidnapped, but as long as someone was kidnapped, the friendly neighborhood New York City Spider-Man had to be there!
"Oh!!! It's Sandman! Sandman has appeared! He just overturned seven or eight NYPD police cars, halting the police rescue team. Casualties are still unclear..." The female reporter's voice came from the radio again, and Parker's speed in changing clothes slightly increased.
Kurohane was not in a hurry at all; the weaknesses of Sandman and Venom were both very clear. After all, he was an experienced movie fan, he would put on a grand show for them when the time came!
Parker had already changed into the Spider-Man suit he had sewn himself at this point, holding his mask and preparing to put it on. "Mister Angel, aren't you going to save that trapped young woman?"
"The kidnapped young woman's identity has been confirmed, she is Mary Jane Watson, an actress who has rarely appeared on Broadway recently..." The female reporter's voice on the radio was perfectly timed, and Parker "thwipped" his mask onto his head. He didn't even have time to worry about his broken apartment door or whether Kurohane, this stranger, was still in his house. He leaped out of his apartment window, shot a web, and swung towards the loudest police sirens.
Kurohane pursed his lips, extended a hand, opened a portal, and stepped in.
Deadpool, possessed by Venom, had completely let himself go at this point, squatting on top of a taxi suspended in mid-air, playing a different game to scare Mary Jane, his long, long tongue licking back and forth across her face.
"Hehehe, fear! Parker's girlfriend, are you scared?"
"Ah—! Get away!!!"
Mary Jane displayed her basic acting skills, her screams echoing throughout the night sky. Even the spectators downstairs could hear her clearly. Losing something in the east, gaining something in the west. As a struggling actress, Mary Jane didn't expect to gain a few more fans after being kidnapped, when, in fact, she was already used to being kidnapped. As a superhero's girlfriend, being kidnapped by villains was practically routine. Every superhero with a girlfriend, if he didn't have a damsel-in-distress rescue scene, his career as a superhero would be incomplete!
For example, Superman's daily routine was to save his girlfriend. Iron Man's solo films had three installments, and not one of them was where Pepper didn't find herself in danger. Even the anti-hero Deadpool, the main plot of his first solo film was still to save his girlfriend! It was a pity Mary Jane miscalculated, she was already an ex-girlfriend, yet she was still kidnapped!
Parker swung through the New York air with his webs, landing directly on the taxi's roof, locking eyes with Deadpool, who had completely transformed into Venom. Neither of them knew what to say. Parker didn't know what that so-called silly person across from him was, and Deadpool's mind was somewhat abnormal because he was possessed by Venom. So the two were in an awkward stalemate, until Parker prepared to rescue Mary Jane from the taxi, only then did Deadpool do what he was supposed to as a villain, directly punching Parker away, then stuffing Mary Jane back into the taxi, firing two dark Venom webs, tying Parker's hands to the black web, and then heavily stepping on Parker.
"Hehehe, what kind of look is this? Look at these little darlings falling off you, how beautiful their black liquid sheen is. With the enhancement of these little darlings, you can gain power that ordinary people just can't have..."
Clang!
A loud copper bell sound came, instantly stunning Deadpool. Not only did it disrupt his classic villain lines, but even the Venom webs binding Parker trembled, twisting continuously in the air, losing their strength.
"I knew you weren't simple. To avoid Venom's weakness of being afraid of sound waves, you actually threw away all the steel pipes in the building. If I hadn't brought my own weapons, I really would have been afraid of not being able to handle you today!"
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