Spider-Man: Horror games dev

Pls don't take this chapter to seriously

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"Welcome to the show: Men Are Trash!" a girl with a microphone stood on stage.

"This show will gather famous women and have them hit the streets to seduce men!"

"And if they can get a man to go to a hotel with them, his face will represent the filthy, trashy group of men, proving that women don't need men and that all men should just go off to war!"

"Of course, the entire journey of these women will be live-streamed to prove it's true! Are you ready? Let's get started!"

After her speech, the audience was shown the perspective of one girl.

"Her name is Sult Fonsonly! A beautiful 20-year-old! Influencer, vegan, former AnlyFons user who quit to become a better person. She's the symbol of a strong American woman!"

"Now, let's see who her first target is!"

Sult smiled at the camera, prompting a flood of comments from viewers.

*Dumbashell*: Oh! She's so gorgeous! I'd definitely buy her $20 cookies even though they're not worth a cent!!

*Simpasfuck*: I'll heart every one of her Twittard posts and always defend her when someone criticizes her, hoping she'll notice me!!

*Gyatdamn!!*: Her rainbow hair matches her personality perfectly!!

"Oh, thank you, viewers, but I'd prefer if some of you were women, or trans, or—"

"Too much talking, Sult! Go seduce a man already!"

"Okay, okay, chill. Let me take some anti-nausea pills in case I can't handle him being a man."

Then, she walked through the city center, looking for a suitable target.

"There! A perfect target!" She pointed at a guy sitting on a bench, enjoying the fresh air.

The camera turned to him—a young man with a well-built frame, neatly styled brown hair, and glasses, looking like a bookish type.

"Ew, a nerd. Handsome, but being a nerd deducts points in my book."

"Huh? What did you say, Sult?"

"Oh! Nothing, nothing!"

She approached him.

"Hey, young man! What's your name?"

"...?" He looked around, then pointed at himself.

"That's right, you fucking idiot—I mean, yes, you! I'm talking to you!"

"...Oh, my name's Peter. What's up?"

"Well... Wanna get to know me? I kinda like you~"

"...Okay? Thanks?"

'What's with that reaction??? I just said I like you! Blush and drool already!!'

"So, would you mind hanging out with me, treating me to meals? In return, I'll give you an amazing experience~"

'How's that?! That's my ultimate move!!'

The comments went wild with praise.

*Mydiksmol*: Oh! So bold and seductive!

*SkibidiAss*: That guy won't stand a chance against Sult's move, especially if he's a virgin!

Peter looked at her for a moment, then pulled out his phone.

He showed her a picture.

It was Peter standing next to a guy in basketball gear, both smiling happily.

"This is my boyfriend, and I have a date with him, so sorry." (Huh?)

...

...?

What?

Sult's eyes widened, staring at the guy in front of her.

"WHAT?! YOU'RE GAY?!"

"Oi! Peter!! I'm here!!"

She looked into the distance and saw the guy from the picture.

The comments exploded.

*LGBTisbest*: DA FAK?! I thought it was only women loving women?!

*Imnotintoman*: There are actually men who love men???

Harry walked over, noticing the woman talking to his friend.

"Huh? Who's talking to you—"

"HARRY-SENPAI~~" Peter said in a teasing, cutesy voice, walking over and clinging to Harry's arm.

"..." Harry's face twisted in confusion.

What the heck??? Peter's gay??

But then Peter leaned in close to his ear.

"Play along! Some random girl in super revealing clothes started talking to me, and I'm freaking out!"

"Huh?? But isn't that a good thing?"

"Dude, she's got a camera and is trying to flirt with me. She's definitely setting me up. Pretend you're my boyfriend and handle this!"

Harry glanced at the girl, noticing her rainbow hair and provocative outfit, thinking she might be from a brothel or something.

Wait a second, she looks familiar... Oh, right! It's Sult Fonsonly, pronouns she/her.

...Honestly, he didn't know much about her, but the moment he saw the word "pronouns," he knew to steer clear.

"Ohhh... Watch me perform, Peter." Harry winked, flashing a dazzling chad-like smile.

He walked up to her, glaring.

"Huh? Why are you looking at me? Trying to flirt—"

*Slap!*

Harry landed a hard slap across her cheek, making her stagger back.

"YOU DARE FLIRT WITH MY BOYFRIEND?! YOU FILTHY SLUT, WANT ME TO SLAP YOU AGAIN?!"

"Ayo, chill!! I totally support LGBT and woke stuff!! We're allies!"

"Allies, my ass! People like us just want to live peacefully, but you lot are always out here protesting this and that, making us look bad even when we're just minding our own business!"

Another slap landed square on her face.

"Y-You! You dare hit a woman! You misogynist!"

As she raised her hand to slap back, Peter rushed in and held Harry back.

"Stop it, Harry! She's right! Hitting a woman is disrespectful to women, even in a gender-equal society!"

"Peter! You're too soft. These types will walk all over you!"

Seeing Harry and Peter hugging, Sult was at a loss for words.

But the comments had plenty to say.

*Yaoiislove*: Hold on! This couple is kinda cute??

*Imnotgay*: It's gay as hell, but at least they seem more loving than Sult's videos with her girlfriend. Is this true love?

"What the hell?? You're praising them?? They hit me! I'm the victim!" Sult shouted, looking at the comments.

*Purelove*: But didn't you approach him with bad intentions from the start? He clearly wasn't interested, and you kept insulting his appearance. Isn't the one at fault you?

"YOU JERKS! SHUT UP! ALL OF YOU, SHUT UP! AND YOU TWO! I'LL EXPOSE YOU, AND YOU'LL BE CANCELED!!!"

...No one was there, except for passersby looking at her with disdain.

"WHERE DID YOU TWO GO?!"

Meanwhile...

"GAHAHAHAA!!!" Both laughed hysterically, watching her scream in public and attract the attention of some cops.

"We played her a bit too hard," Harry said, wiping tears from his eyes.

"Yeah, hope we don't run into people like that again."

"How's the new phone? Pretty cool, right?" Harry grinned.

Yes, Harry bought this phone for him as a thank-you. He was lucky to have a friend like him.

"It's awesome. Can't thank you enough!" Peter opened his phone.

...And accidentally revealed his wallpaper to Harry.

"...Wow, so you're into Morrigan from Darkstalkers? Respect."

"...Shut up."

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I'm not gay

This is a fun chapter, please don't take it seriously.

Also, I read a post on Facebook about divorce rates (in the US, I guess?) where men with men have an extremely low divorce rate (because it's not much different from being best friends, just living together... and sharing a same bed...).

As for women with women... Well, I won't say anything, go search for it yourself. I hope this fanfic doesn't get famous so no one on Twitter attacks me