This Is Definitely Not Dragon Ball!!

Chapter 34: Searching for the Dragon Balls



At night, at Bulma's house—

"Yuujin, come to my room for a bit."

Bulma called out when she saw Yuujin come out of the bathroom.

"Okay."

Yuujin wiped the water off his head and then entered Bulma's room.

Since he had just taken a bath, Yuujin was only wearing a bathrobe. His small muscles bulged slightly, making Bulma's heart race.

"Bulma, what's wrong?"

Seeing Bulma's flushed face, Yuujin asked in confusion.

"N-Nothing, haha... hahaha..."

Snapping back to reality, Bulma quickly laughed to cover her embarrassment.

Remembering why she had called Yuujin over, Bulma hopped over to the desk, took something out of the drawer, and then ran back, hiding it behind her back with a mysterious expression.

"Ta-da!"

"Yuujin, look at this!"

Like showing off a treasure, Bulma revealed what she had hidden behind her back to Yuujin.

It was something that looked like a pocket watch, but Yuujin instantly recognized it—

"The Dragon Radar!"

"Correct!"

Bulma handed the Dragon Radar to Yuujin, who examined it excitedly.

He pressed the switch, and a blinking light appeared on the radar's screen. There was no need to ask—it was clearly showing the location of the three-star Dragon Ball that Goku had.

Yuujin couldn't help but feel thrilled. With this Dragon Radar, he could collect all seven Dragon Balls!

"Thank you, Bulma."

Putting the Dragon Radar away, Yuujin expressed his gratitude sincerely.

"Hmph, if you give me some more time, I could definitely make an even better one."

Bulma lifted her head proudly, a little smug.

The Dragon Radar Bulma had made for Yuujin could locate Dragon Balls within a few kilometers, though it wasn't as precise as the one she made in the original Dragon Ball series. But considering she was only 10 years old, being able to make such a device was already quite impressive and more than sufficient for Yuujin's current needs.

"Bulma, you've really helped me out this time. Is there anything you need me to do? No matter what it is, if I can do it, I'll make it happen."

Yuujin didn't want to take advantage of her kindness for nothing.

"No need, it was just a small thing."

"Really? If you're sure you don't want anything, then I'll be leaving."

Bulma politely declined, while Yuujin wore a half-smiling expression.

"Well... just a little bit…"

Blushing deeply, Bulma hesitated and then stammered:

"K-Kiss... Yuujin, kiss me..."

"Ah... how embarrassing!"

Covering her face, Bulma was overcome with shyness.

Yuujin was speechless upon hearing Bulma's request.

This girl actually wanted him to kiss her!

As a genius, Bulma knew far more than other children her age. Coupled with her natural curiosity about the opposite sex and her fondness for Yuujin, it wasn't hard to understand why she would make such a request.

Of course, this wasn't a difficult request for Yuujin, but—

"Bulma, if you kiss me, you can only be my girlfriend when you grow up and aren't allowed to date other boys. Are you sure you want to kiss me?"

Yuujin said as he looked directly at Bulma.

"Being Yuujin's girlfriend just for a kiss?"

"Yes, I don't like girls I've kissed ending up with other boys."

(T/N: Shut up Virgin)

Yuujin's sudden possessiveness was unexpected, but Bulma's eyes lit up with hearts.

This domineering side of Yuujin was really charming!

"I-I'm willing to be Yuujin's girlfriend..."

Bulma spoke shyly.

She had already seen Yuujin as her prince charming and had no intention of dating anyone else.

Since Bulma had said so, Yuujin didn't hesitate.

Bulma wanted a kiss, so they would kiss!

"Bulma, I'm starting."

"Mm..."

Bulma closed her eyes, and Yuujin leaned in to kiss her lips.

Even though Yuujin had lived two lifetimes and aimed to create a large harem, this was still his first time doing such a thing with a girl.

(T/N: Sigh, fucken virgin)

Feeling somewhat nervous was inevitable, but there was also an unprecedented excitement and thrill.

And since it had begun, Yuujin didn't intend to stop with a light peck.

Breaking through Bulma's defenses, Yuujin invaded her mouth, while the dazed Bulma allowed Yuujin to take the lead. Soon, the room was filled with the sound of their mingling breaths and tongues intertwining. Only after a long while did they finally separate.

"Ha... ha..."

"Bul-Bulma, is that enough?"

Both were breathing heavily, their faces flushed as Yuujin asked.

"O-One more time..."

Bulma said, her vision blurry.

This girl seemed to have gotten a bit addicted, but Yuujin wasn't much different.

Some things, once experienced, can be deeply captivating!

Since Bulma wanted more, then they would do it again!

Yuujin held Bulma's face and kissed her once more.

Much later, Yuujin left Bulma's room with the Dragon Radar, while Bulma sat on the floor, giggling foolishly from time to time...

The next day—

"Bulma, Tights, Mrs. Brief, Mr. Brief, thank you for having us."

Dressed in his usual training clothes with a fan strapped to his back, Yuujin and Goku, having achieved their purpose, prepared to leave.

"Little Yuujin, you can always stay here."

"Yes, Yuujin, please don't go, okay?"

Mrs. Brief said, and Bulma, nearly pleading, looked very reluctant.

Bulma was starting to regret finishing the Dragon Radar so quickly, as she hadn't realized that Yuujin would leave right after.

"Sorry, Bulma, but Goku and I need to collect the Dragon Balls and continue our training."

Yuujin patted Bulma's forehead.

"With my Dragon Radar, you'll find them in no time."

"As for training, you and Goku are already so strong. Do you really need to train?"

Bulma was still struggling to accept Yuujin leaving, especially right after they'd just gotten closer. She was quite upset.

"Bulma, even though Goku and I seem strong to you, this world is much larger than you think, with many people far stronger than us."

"To protect this planet, to safeguard the people I care about, and to protect you, I must become even stronger!"

"Bulma, keep working hard. I'll come back to see you on your 16th birthday."

Yuujin spoke solemnly, giving her something to look forward to.

So, Yuujin was training hard to protect her! Bulma was deeply touched, and even Tights and Mrs. Brief looked moved.

"I understand, Yuujin. I'll work hard too and grow up quickly!"

Not trying to make him stay anymore, Bulma's eyes showed determination.

Yuujin couldn't help but smile. Working hard aside, growing up wasn't something she could hurry along.

Still, seeing that Bulma understood, Yuujin felt relieved. He and Goku called for the Black Nimbus and Golden Nimbus and then jumped on—

"Bulma, Tights, everyone, goodbye!"

"Goodbye, Yuujin, Goku, make sure to come back..."

Waving at each other, Yuujin and Goku rode the clouds off into the sky, disappearing into the distance...

To be continued...

(T/N: Because of some paranoid snowflakes yapping in the comments regarding Yuujin's Flying Nimbus being called Black Nimbus as racist, I have decided not to change it and keep it original because it is not fucken racist. Cry about it.)


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